Massacre Girl, Known Killer Obviously this is a party with the original Massacre Girl in Commander, but in Standard this comes down and refuels your hand in your black aggro deck on just the turn you need it
Printed in 1993, only about 1,100 of each rare card were ever made, and very few have survived over 30 years in pristine, graded condition
It can feel demoralizing to play against such inevitability, and both the community and Wizards designers have done what they can to curb some of its most degenerate potential
(2018-01-19) If a creature's power is somehow less than 0, it subtracts from the total power of your other creatures
It doesnt have the usual white restriction of only working while someone has more lands than you, making it a great deterrent against opposing ramp and fetch lands