Now, that isn't close to what Charizard or some Pikachu cards sell for, but it's more than honorable for a creature as disrespected as Raichu is.
with two instances of the first trigger and one double from the attack trigger, The Thing is already a 21-power commander, so it's just a matter of backing it up with the right noncreature spells anhd connecting in combat
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Profit // Loss: Im not exactly sure how to evaluate this or cards like Izzet Staticaster and Electrickery in full block yet, but this one is at least an awesome combat trick that will blow out almost all of your opponents creatures in combat if they dont have x/1s to pick off with Loss
You can even set up a little Rube Goldberg machine where this finds something like Vampiric Tutor to find the card you really want