deadpool mtg extra card FOIL] Deadpool, Trading (7129) (Pool Party Foil) you lose 3 life. Deadpool Secret Lair Drop Is

As soon as the job select triggered ability resolves, it creates the token and the equipment immediately auto-attaches to the token without giving priority to anybody (not even you!)

This giant Dinosaur is capable of being cast for a measly two green mana on many board states, which is an outright absurdly cheap cost for a creature of this size

Turning every dead card into fuel makes the Mystic a great early play, ensuring your hand stays live while filling the graveyard for later zombie synergies

This means the creature needs to have at least one power

Force of Despair showing Squidward looking sadly out the window may work with the card's name, but has little to do with its mechanic of destroying creatures (unless I missed a particularly violent SpongeBob episode)