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This green ooze can be lethal with reanimate or blink effects

While Animate Library turns your library into an artifact creature that slowly loses power over the course of the game, animating it on turn six is very likely still giving you a 20+ power creature

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Basic land drops are always a hard sell, and I suspect are usually made for the Arena crowd who can use as many copies of them as you like

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