pokemon charizard sword and shield card Radiant - Crown Zenith [RADIANT RARE] and set of card sleeves Charizard VMAX 2020 Pokemon Sword

Sure, early on in a game they will likely block you, but once you get a few effects to start draining your opponents life total, theyll quickly run out of life to spend, giving you an all-but-guaranteed return on your sacrifices

If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, draw a card

Ridiculously, this is the top of the list because it has more of a chance of seeing Modern play than most of the Assassin's Creed cards

Having lifelink is huge to start, so it actually has a built-in way to gain life

The two cards don't actually have anything to do with each other beyond sharing an artist, which I think makes the joke a bit more ridiculous