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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead hockey Dogger… or by the ColonelThis hilarious and profound debut for fans of Mostly Dead Things and Goodbye, Vitamin, follows a morbidly anxious young womanthe kindhearted heroine we all need right now (Courtney Maum, New York Times bestselling author)who stumbles into a job as a receptionist at a Catholic church and becomes obsessed with her predecessors mysterious death. Gilda, a twenty something, atheist, animal loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for